First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
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They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
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I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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