I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I bet he comes in French.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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