I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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