Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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