He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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