i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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