if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
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This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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