Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Lo siento on account of my penis...
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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