I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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