I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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