just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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