We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
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My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
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Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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