I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
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Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
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You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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