The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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