Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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