Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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