She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
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My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
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You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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