I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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