Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
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