im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
