She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Randomize
