that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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