...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
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