Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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