the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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