let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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