Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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