If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
we should paint friendship bongs
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