i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
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They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
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I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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