Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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