We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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