kristin has been a bad kristin
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
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Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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