i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
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Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
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i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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