theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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