we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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