idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
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the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
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Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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