I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Randomize