Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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