question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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