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what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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