Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
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So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
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His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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