bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
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Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
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My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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