Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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