Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Alive.
So much puke
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
