Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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