she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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