At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
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Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
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