Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I just want nice things and good sex
don't judge my taste in strippers
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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