i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
How many fucks given?
0.12846
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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