I must be too annoying 4 u.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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