I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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