Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
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We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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