Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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