If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
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I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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