How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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