I am puke
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Randomize
