well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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