I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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