plz talk dirty to me
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Randomize
